Vent!

I am generally a happy person. I can laugh at a joke that is about myself, I can crack one up on you just as well. However, my hormones have decided otherwise. I have many things I would love to scream and rant about. So, to keep everyone I hold dear ears' from bursting and to save my lungs and throat, I will vent here.
To dearest MIL (mother in law): Just because you and the hubby's ex fiancee are dear friends DOES NOTmean I must accpect her and INVITE her to my baby shower! Robert was hurt by her, she hurt YOUR son, and doesn't even feel BAD about it! And YOUR wanting to invite her to the baby shower you DIDN'T even want to plan!?
To the co-worker I will call D: D, I understand you worked up untill the day you went into labor. I understand you came back to work a week after you had Zoey. No biggie. But MUST you throw it in my face? I am sorry, I would like to relax and sleep as much as possible before I have the baby. I won't be getting any for a while after he is born! I, sweetheart, have two toddlers so I KNOW what I am in for. You was pregnant with your first. You had no clue what was ahead of you. Okayy? You came back a week after your c section. Bravo to you! For my sanity *and your feelings* you won't want me back a week after I deliver this baby!
To GEICO: The money you could be saving with Geico my butt! Every month you find a way to raise our fee! Even after many calls of calling you and going over what we do and don't want, you continue to keep it on our bill! You have 24/7 claim helpers? Bull! I tried to call and file a claim at 8:30 pm one night and when I pressed "2" to file a claim I got this lovely message: "I'm sorry. The number you have dialed has been disconnected or is no longer in service. Please hang up and try Again." WTF! So I had to go online and file it that way! And today, Progressive came to look at the car and gave us our check to have the car repaired. This was at 10:00 am this morning. Then we get a call from you at 6:17 pm stating you have yet to recieve the accident report itself? We faxed it to you five days ago! And thats counting business days! You better believe I won't suggest you to anyone! It's so easy a Caveman can do it? No, Cavemen are the only stupid ones to put up with your bull!
To GA Medicaid: WTF!? I have been on medicaid since before I can remember. I came in the other day because my OB told me you had cut my medicaid off. When I complained about it, you looked me up on the file and told me I haven't been covered since 1999? WHAT!? I had a daughter while on medicaid in 2006, a son while on medicaid in 2007 and I have been going to my OB while on medicaid since July and never have I had problems with ya'll paying? So what happened there? I had to re-apply! Lord help me if I am not approved when I go to my DR Wensday! If they make me wait, you will have one highly pissed off pregnant woman who WON'T be pleasent the second time around!!!

Sorry, I had to get this off my chest. Now, if you will excuse me, we have a cake mix sitting on our kitchen counter. I understand it, and it my friends, understands me!