Vent.

So my lovely husband and I don't have a WW3 because I have so much on my stress, I really need to vent!
 Dear Work,
I completely understand the fact you like us to look professional. I understand that you don't care about a pregnant woman's comfort. What I don't understand is how I was able to wear drawstring pants from the time I was three months pregnant up untill now without a single problem, and NOW I have to find maternity slacks to wear. I leave for maternity leave in 2 weeks! Do you honestly think I am going to spend 55 dollars on a pair of pants I will be wearing for two weeks. Cause Lord knows I won't wear slacks when I am here at home on maternity leave! On top of that, no one in my town sells maternity anything! So I must travel to get them. And to make matters worse, you gave me a one day's grace to find them! I hate to tell you, but the family and I had plans for tonight and I will be darned if you think I am going to buy pants in a different town than spend quality time with my family!
Dear lovely hubby,
I love you with all my heart. I love everything almost everything about you! But, I do understand we all have flaws. And I know that no one likes to talk about their own flaws. However; I want you to know that I find your dirty socks in our bed as I lay down to go to bed everynight. That's my love, is not attractive!

Dear Clara and Braden,
My lovely toddlers. You two are pretty freakin amazing! But why must you wake up at 7:00 on the dot every morning? It doens't matter if mommy puts you to bed at 7:00 pm or 11:00 pm, you are up bright and early. (And in this case, before the sun!) Momma would love to sleep just thirty more minutes. Please...

Dear Rilan,
I understand you are completely content in my womb. It's gotta be amazing to be catered to the way you are. However; I am asking you nicely to please stop sticking your toes in my ribs while I am sitting down. Also, could you try to work on not hitting my bladder whenever I stand up? It would be highly appreciated.Can't wait to meet you!